Simon: I be a lion!
Me: Simon that's a tiger.
Simon: (growl) I be a lion!
Me: Simon that is a TIGER, and it is too small
for you!
Simon (more intense growling) I A LION!
Me: fine, but it's too small. (it's a tiger!)
(Pause for the strenuous task of putting a size 2T tiger costume on a four year old.)
Me: The hat won't go on Simon, it is too small!
tears, struggles .. .
Simon: roar! I a lion! (see, mom, it fits!)
I love that Simon. He actually kept it on for about an hour!

He a LION. Clue in, woman. :-)
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